I'm friggen famous! This was published in Quick Cooking magazine back in like 2000. This is a great recipe, you should really try it.
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Let's clear a couple of things up....
1. Just because they make it in your size does NOT mean you should wear it. Where is your mirror? You need one, take back the baby doll top that is now renamed "big fat muffin top accentuating shirt" and purchase that mirror.
2. Dolly Parton, your face lift makes you look like you belong in a freak show. I'd tell you to show some emotion but I know that your face is pulled so tight, you cannot. Bad, bad, bad. Grow old gracefully and take pleasure in the fact that you still have the biggest boobs and tiniest waist I've ever seen.
3. Here's a big "fuck you" to the middle aged Tool at the gym who called me "sweetheart" in a sarcastic way. You can call me any swear word you want but that "sweetheart" makes my blood boil. I take comfort in the fact that you're a pussy with your ARMY t-shirt on. Obviously the Marine Corps wouldn't take you. Semper Fi dickhead.
4. God bless the creator of Celebrex. It is because of this miracle drug that I can now do 30 minutes of interval training on the eliptical machine and burn 400 calories at a shot.
5. I read a message board geared towards bargain hunting. When you create your screen name and profile, you can also create a signature that is shown whenever you post something on the message board. I don't mind seeing your kids, dog, husband and you for that matter. What I DO mind seeing in how many days past ovulation you are or when you next lovemaking session will be so that you can conceive. Good God, somethings are just too much information.
6. The Moment of Truth is the stupidest show I've ever seen. I've only watched it once and my IQ went down 20 points.
7. I still, still love American Idol. This season rocks because there are like 5 contestants that are amazing. Carly Smithson needs to lighten up on the emo-goth look though, it's so NOT becoming on her.
8. I think my foyer floor is FINALLY going to be completed this week. I shall say no more for fear of jinxing it.
That is all, now back to your regular scheduled programming.
2. Dolly Parton, your face lift makes you look like you belong in a freak show. I'd tell you to show some emotion but I know that your face is pulled so tight, you cannot. Bad, bad, bad. Grow old gracefully and take pleasure in the fact that you still have the biggest boobs and tiniest waist I've ever seen.
3. Here's a big "fuck you" to the middle aged Tool at the gym who called me "sweetheart" in a sarcastic way. You can call me any swear word you want but that "sweetheart" makes my blood boil. I take comfort in the fact that you're a pussy with your ARMY t-shirt on. Obviously the Marine Corps wouldn't take you. Semper Fi dickhead.
4. God bless the creator of Celebrex. It is because of this miracle drug that I can now do 30 minutes of interval training on the eliptical machine and burn 400 calories at a shot.
5. I read a message board geared towards bargain hunting. When you create your screen name and profile, you can also create a signature that is shown whenever you post something on the message board. I don't mind seeing your kids, dog, husband and you for that matter. What I DO mind seeing in how many days past ovulation you are or when you next lovemaking session will be so that you can conceive. Good God, somethings are just too much information.
6. The Moment of Truth is the stupidest show I've ever seen. I've only watched it once and my IQ went down 20 points.
7. I still, still love American Idol. This season rocks because there are like 5 contestants that are amazing. Carly Smithson needs to lighten up on the emo-goth look though, it's so NOT becoming on her.
8. I think my foyer floor is FINALLY going to be completed this week. I shall say no more for fear of jinxing it.
That is all, now back to your regular scheduled programming.
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