Quandary

So I've been bitten by the spring fever bug. I need to get rid of so much shit it isn't even funny. Most of the stuff is in GREAT shape and was just a victim of my redecorating bug that flew up my ass last year. The problem I have is this:

I honestly don't want the hassle of Craigslist. I know I could make some cash from stuff I have but it's such a pain in the ass to deal with the dumb people who make arrangements then never show, etc. On the other hand, dropping it off at Salvation Army and getting the tax write off for next year is a good idea, but the thought of someone getting my good shit and re-selling it on Craigslist for a profit pisses me off. LMAO! I know I have issues but that seriously pisses me off. My BFF wants to have a garage sale this spring but shit, that's so much work.

See my quandary?

Where is it coming from?!?!

My DH's boss had his baby a couple months early so I was out today picking up some preemie outfits for them. I came home and was putting everything together when I kept smelling something that smelled like Johnson & Johnson baby shampoo. I thought, hmmm....I wonder if these baby clothes smell like shampoo so I smelled them. Nope, not them. So I go about my business.

I still smell that smell. It's driving me mad. It's not a bad smell but I don't have any babies around here so why the hell am I smelling THAT SMELL!!! I start sniffing everything. DH thinks I've gone mad but my OCD is kicking in and I just can't rest until I figure this out.

The Flying Monkeys want to eat dinner. I go wash my hands to fix their food. I open the fridge and get....wait....the smell...it's STRONG, it's coming from me....my hands...from my hands. WTH? I look at the soap in the kitchen. It's from Bath and Body Works. The aromatherapy soap. Lavender Vanilla "sleep" hand soap. I smell it. I'll be damned. Johnson & Johnson baby shampoo. There it is. I spent $6 on soap when I could have spend $3 on baby shampoo for the same result.
I called DH at work to let him know. He thinks I'm a lunatic.

He's probably right.

Seriously?

I have a crap email addy that I use to sign up for free stuff, contests, etc. I was trying to sign in this a.m and the p/w wouldn't work. So I clicked the "forgot p/w" button. I then get a message from hotmail that says "your password has been sent to your email".

What the fuck.

They send the password that I forgot to the email address that I cannot access because I forgot the password. Does anyone else see any problem with this?

Cheese and Rice.