Call the Waaahbulance

I'm so FREAKING sick and tired of Owen spilling his milk. Seriously. He screws around and it happens at LEAST once a day. WTF. He's a pig of an eater too. 98% of EVERYTHING he eats ends up on the kitchen floor. It's friggen ridiculous. I never signed up for this clean the floor after every meal shit. I may have signed up for months of sleepless nights, terrible 1, 2, 3 and 4's, fights at bedtime, bathtime and potty training, hundreds of shitty diapers but I did NOT, I repeat, DID NOT sign up for cleaning my kitchen floor after every meal!