Uh shitty mom alert!
So it's 7:30pm and....
Flying Monkey part duex says out loud, "I'm STARVING!"
I'm like, "Come on, you just.........(oh God, I forgot to feed the kids)"
"Uh, um ya, how would you like some toast and jelly?" (thinking that I cannot feed these kids anything big as they have to go to bed in like an hour)
So dinner consisted of:
3 pieces of salami each
1 cheese stick for Part Duex
1 slice of cheese for Uno
2 cups of water
7 pretzels with hummous for Part Duex
1/2 piece of fudge each
I suck.
Seriously.
1 comment:
You covered three of the four food groups in there, and it was relatively healthy stuff. They didn't go to bed hungry, they didn't get sugared up right before bed, and they didn't bitch, right? I'd call that a successful meal. Bug eats like three spoonfuls of something then he's done, and Sam-o Bird would live on PB (no J, lately, weird) if I'd let him. So why cook for them to eat three bites each? Cut yourself some slack, woman.
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