I got a whole lotta bitching to do....

~Why the hell am I sick AGAIN?????? WHY??????? Bob Saget! I haven't been sick like this in friggen YEARS! It starts in my head and ends up in my chest. It's like I'm coughing up knives. Srsly. I'm done with this. D-O-N-E.


~ Riddle me this. If Cities, Townships, Counties...whatever... are having such financial issues, why the HELL are they wasting hundreds vs. thousands of dollars mailing senseless brochures toting the educational system of the city that I live in AND have a child in? What a friggen WASTE of resources and tax payer dollars. That pisses me off. I'm gonna start "returning to sender" that shit...maybe they'll get the message. Maybe I'll just "return to sender" alllll the friggen junk ass mail that I get. How fun. I shall start today.


~Why in the HELL am I the only one who remembers garbage day? Srsly. WTF. Why does my friggen husband forget it's garbage day Every.Friggen.Week. We've lived here 4.5 years for fucks sake. You're telling me that it hasn't formed a memory yet? Sometimes I wanna pile all the friggen trash in his car Tuesday night to remind him that Wednesday is garbage day. I swear to Bob I'd do it but for the fact that I drive that car too and don't wanna smell rotten chicken all the way to Tim Horton's.


~On the subject of garbage day, why am I the only one in my neighborhood who's recycling bin is overflowing? There are families that are double/triple the size of mine in this area and I'd say 80% of the recycling bins are barely 1/2 full. My city has had mandatory recycling for YEARS. Now more than ever the company takes almost ALL plastics and the usual recycling items. It really irritates me because if I'M doing my share to keep this planet clean then the rest of the lazy asses around here should too.

Off the bitch box. Soon too return.