STAY OFF MY BLOG!!
I use this blog to vent about various things in my life. You are one of those things. You hanging around here is like reading my diary. Trust me when I say that you NEED me to have this outlet for my frustrations. If you insist on sticking around then you must understand the following:
1. Nothing, I repeat, N-O-T-H-I-N-G you read here can be used against me. Everything written is property of ME.
2. You are NOT allowed to comment to me under my own name. It fucks me up. I start thinking that I'm writing notes to myself that I don't remember writing. Sign in and comment under your own name.
3. You will NOT, under any circumstances, post our sex videos. That's crossing the line.
4. I DO NOT live and breathe garbage day. I just don't want the fucking trash sitting around for two weeks because you don't take the initiative to take it out the day before.
Love,
Your Wife
PS: I still don't want you hanging around here.
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5 comments:
Oh, now it's gonna get good.
Agreed. DH give your woman her space! We all need to vent to remain at least partially sane ;)
You have sex videos? Kinky bitch. ;)
Get outta here, husband!
Yeah mine found my blog too, now I have the link hidden so he hopefully won't find it again.
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