Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

20 y/o female brought in by ambulance. Chief complaint: ETOH (alchol intoxication) and possible domestic. Looking at her she's:
1. definitely intoxicated
2. from a trailer park or shack town (run down area of duplexes a couple cities away)
3. on the verge of drunk crying

Male nurse: "Man, you should see the stretch marks on her"
Me: "What? Are you serious?"
Male nurse: "Yah, they're HUGE"
Me: "You're a piece of work. She's probably had a baby, you ass. Newsflash! You get stretch marks with pregnancy!"
Male nurse: "She did. Actually twins."
Me: "You're a Tool."
Male nurse: "Hey, I'm not the one with stretch marks that would make Rand McNally jealous and wearing a 1/2 shirt to show 'em off."
Me: "Still a tool"

So the story goes.....chickie is married to a 45 y/o. This also happens to be her friend's dad. They've been married since she was 17. She had been drinking, passed out in a car backseat with no pants on and her 21 y/o stepson in the back seat with her.

Jerry!

It gets better. 45 y/o husband finds them. Gets pissed. She wakes up in a drunken stupor and starts fighting with him. Says her pants were off because she thought it would be fun (I can see this. Sex can be fun with the right person. I'm thinking your 21 y/o stepson might not be that right person). 45 y /o is not buying it. She calls 911 to bring her in. She gets here and now she's bemoaning her life. 45 y/o has the three month old twins at home with him.

Jebus...3 months old.

So now she's claiming that she should have never married him and that she thinks he's a pedophile.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Yah, a pedophile. So she never elaborates whether he's a suspected pedophile because he married a 17 y/o three years ago OR because he's puttin' the moves on her babies or someone else's kids.

An hour later, 45 y/o shows up. 1st she doesn't want to see him. So we call security to make sure there isn't a problem when he's told that she doesn't want to see him. Then 5 minutes later she decides she'll see him. Only she never specifies which "him" she wants to see. Naturally we let the 45 y/o back.

FAIL!

He's in there about 2 minutes and leaves. Next! Here comes the 21 y/o stepson. All crying ceases from the room...giggling starts and hugs are exchanged. We obviously let in the wrong guy 1st.

45 y/o leaves with the twin girls and stepson. Chickie is left with us to sober up.

Nice to know that the vicious cycle of whitetrashness will continue with the twin girls.

Jebus.