Get the tarp and the lye.

OMG...I'm gonna fucking kill him. Srsly.

H (note the "dear" has been omitted) has been pulling the "I told you about __" whatever we're arguing about at the time. Basically making it seem like I've got the memory of an Alzheimer's patient. It pisses me off to all eternity and it's one of the biggest buttons I have and he pushes it all the effing time. Anyway, he pulled that shit today and he's lucky to be alive right now.

He's been going back to school for his bachelor degree for a few semesters now. He does get a percentage back after the semester ends from work but it doesn't cover even 1/2 the cost, but it is something. Anyway, he announces this morning":

"Oh by the way, you'll have to transfer some money because I wrote a check to school yesterday"

"How much money?" says I

"$1756"

"WHAT? Seventeen HUNDRED dollars?!?!"

"yah, why are you yelling?"

"You wrote a check for SEVENTEEN hundred dollars and you're
a) just NOW telling me
and
b) want me to transfer money from where?"

"I told you about the amount"

"No...You Certainly Did Not"

"Yes I did"

OMFG...."NO YOU DID NOT. TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THAT I'D REMEMBER IF YOU TOLD ME YOUR SCHOOL WAS COSTING US SEVENTEEN HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS THIS SEMESTER!!!"

"Oh, well regardless, the check has been written so...."

"So....what? Where do you propose I get $1700??? Shall I raid the money tree in the backyard? Maybe slice open the mattress and pull out our rainy day fund? Do you think this qualifies as a rainy day? Hmmmm....I'll have to think on that. WHERE DO I GET SEVENTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS?"

"From the savings or something. Why are you upset? You KNEW I registered for classes"

"I expected that you would use your friggen HEAD and get on the payment plan or at the very least, charge it so I had more than a goddamn 2 day notice to come up with the money!"

At this point I got up and left the house. I'm so friggen pissed I can't see straight. Remember all those goals I posted for the new year? They're all fucking down the shitter right now because my husband is a fucking moron.

He's beginning to become a really expensive babysitter.