Garage Sale FAIL

After perusing through a sub-division wide garage sale this morning, I have made the following observations:

• Most of my city is or has been on a diet. Every house I went to had at least 3 - 4 diet books for sale.
• The diet book industry is the industry to be in.
• It is increasingly clear that people are trying to pay their mortgages with their garage sale profits. Who the hell would pay a DOLLAR for a shitty paperback Harlequin romance novel? A dollar? Srsly. At least 4 houses were charging $1 for paperbacks. Get real.
• On the same subject, the majority of the public has shitty taste in books.
• Who the HELL charges $10 for a faded, pilled double bed sheet set? Are you freakin' kidding me?
• Who still does hook rugs? 3 houses had multiple hook rugs for sale (for a bad ass wall hanging of course!) or if you were so inclined and talented, 1 house had some semi-new in the box so you could hook your own rug.
• Old people lurve them some puzzles
• Stop letting your kids price their own shit. $5 for a Payday game is ridiculous when the game is missing the money. The game is called P-A-Y-D-A-Y , so yes, the money is kinda important.
• Don't have the audacity to get offended when I offer $5 on something that says "make an offer". If you wanted "at least $30" on it, then price it as such you Tool.
• Leave your dog at home. It's rude to bring your mutt to these things. Not everyone likes dogs. Even if you DO like dogs, I sure as hell don't want yours jumping on me or tripping Me-maw because it's in the way. Take it home. Walk Fee-Fee another time.
• Lastly.....PRICE YOUR SHIT PEOPLE. If I have to ask, I'm not buying. Is it that hard? Jeebus.

Now I'm going to do laundry. Don't bother me.