Eat for your boobies!

Lean Cusine has these ADORABLE lunch bags on sale! The best part is $5 of the $10 purchase price goes to breast cancer research. Supplies are limited so place your order now!

Bawhahahahaha part deux

Co-worker:

"I remember one time I had like 20 full grown marijuana plants growing in the back yard and one day when I looked out the window, they were gone! I ran outside and someone had uprooted all my plants! On the ground was a cigarette cellophane with some pot seeds in it. There was a note that said,
"Thanks Chump, see you next season!"

I couldn't make this shit up..seriously.

Bawahahahahaha

What do you think the lunch lady would say if my kid busted this out at lunch?

Banana Bunker

Pssst...if my husband is reading this, I like the blue one

Useless blabber

So, do you think the Chinese people look at our shit while they're making it and think, "Dang, I gotta get me one of these things, they're cute as hell!" ?


I picked this up the other day at Yankee Candle and it's soooo cute!

I also picked this up:

I have about 300 tealights from my PartyLite show back in March. This is a really good way of using them up. Each candle holder uses like 3-6 tealights. Maybe I'll start decorating for Halloween Tuesday.

Kidding, I'm kidding. More like Thursday.

Maybe

This is the trailer we're considering.
http://www.wildwood-rvs.com/store/New_RVs/Travel_Trailers/Wildwood_LE_RVs/2009-WILDWOOD-LE-36BHSS-BUNKHOUSE-TRAVEL-TRAILER.html

It's soooooo long though! I'm on the fence about this.

Recipe of the day

This is the BEST taco seasoning I've ever had. This will make enough for 1lb. of ground meat. I also added 2/3 C water and 1/2 TBLSP of flour to aid in thickening the recipe.

Taco Seasoning


1 tablespoon chili powder
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon onion powder
1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes
1/4 teaspoon dried oregano
1/2 teaspoon paprika
1 1/2 teaspoons ground cumin
1 teaspoon sea salt
1 teaspoon black pepper

Combine all ingredients. Store in tightly sealed container.

Lukeism #824

I made brownie (low fat of course ;) ) cupcakes for the beasties today. I let them have some icing and sprinkles to decorate their dessert. This is the conversation that ensued:

Luke concentrating hard on getting the icing on his brownie cupcake

Mom: "Luke, don't lick the knife then put it back into the icing."

Luke continues to work hard on getting that icing on.

Mom: "LUKE! I said don't lick the icing off the knife. That's called double dipping and it's GROSS!"

Luke: "Well Mom, we are boys and boys are gross. I think it's time you started getting use to that."

Mom: "Word. Thanks for the reminder."

Say a prayer

There was a 4 y/o little girl that came into the ER tonite. She drown in the family pool. Her mom was out of town when it happened. She was called and told to come back home ASAP. Every mother's worst nightmare just came true for this mom and her husband and family. It doesn't matter that I don't know them or that you don't for that matter. I ask that you say a prayer for them. This could be any of us. My heart aches for them.....hug your children tight tonight. I know I will.

Adult Heart Attack

If you have good medical insurance, make these for your next dessert:

Heart Attack Cookies

Kiddie Heart Attack

Beast #2 just about had a stroke when DH took him and his bro to see TowMater from the Disney movie Cars. As luck would have it, DH stumbled on this while he was tooling around town one night working. Beast #2 LOOOVES him some Mater!!! Here's the proof: