Dear neighbors,

Watch your own damn kids. Seriously. I have my own and I don't want anymore. If I wanted to watch YOUR kids, I'd have had 2 more of my own that I can spank without the police being called. It's not the kids fault that they're irritating...it's YOUR fault you losers. Oh and another thing, buy your friggen kid a friggen bike so he stops coming here and taking my 6 y/o's away from him. Sell your Escalade with the ghetto rims and buy him a bike. You suck. While you're at the store buying the bike, by them some friggen toys too. It's ridiculous that you have 3 kids and they don't have any toys to play with outside. I hate neighbors like you.