Man-training

I think my husband needs to go to man-training boot camp. Women are born with the ability to shop, nag, gossip and be catty. It's in the genes of all women plain and simple. There are certain things that are in the genes of all men too. One of those things is the ability to do the lawn thing. Seriously, think about it. Most if not nearly all landscaping companies are owned by men. The lawn mower department at Home Depot just REEKS of testosterone and Scott's lawn fertilizer. So if it's inbred like I believe it is, tell me why in the H-E-L-L my husband would use friggen ROUND UP on the dandelions on our lawn? Hmmmmm???? Anyone??? Anyone??? Bueller? My lawn looks like SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT I TELL YOU! It looked BAD before but he used ROUND UP all over the friggen thing and now it looks like a lawn dalmatian! It's green with friggen HUGE brown spots all over the damn thing! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! What is wrong with him? I swear I could kill him. Seriously. This is ridiculous. I'm so mad I could spit nails. Too bad I can't spit sod.