Welcome home Michelle!
We know you've worked 12 hours today and been on your feet for about 10 of those 12 hours, so we'd like to present you with the following. We hope this meets with your satisfaction.
Pull up to the house and notice that the trash and recyclables are not put out at the curb for garbage day tomorrow EARLY morning. Enter the front door and notice that every light is on in the house, even though there isn't anyone in the rooms where the lights are on. Come on in the kitchen where the sink is FULL of dirty dishes, the dishwasher is FULL of clean dishes (hence the sink full of dirty ones), and the table that you worked so hard at cleaning up and getting rid of the piles of shit from is now covered in more shit and piles (yah, we thought you'd like that :0) ) The trash is overflowing and the family room that was so spotless when you left this morning is covered with toys. So much so that you cannot see the carpet. Please also notice that Beastie #2 is sucking down a FULL glass of water from Grandma pretty much ensuring that he'll piss the bed by morning. Step into your bedroom where it smells like a pack of dirty dogs. Since you have no dogs, it must be your husband that smells so damn bad. Walk into your master bath and make note of the toilet that hasn't been flushed despite someone having used said toilet, the shower mat wet on the floor instead of drying over the shower rod and dirty underwear behind the door. Come back to the kitchen and open the fridge to find....................
the untouched container of Oreo balls you made last night.
U-N-T-O-U-C-H-E-D.
Note the time is now Flying monkey bedtime.
The Oreo balls still there. Waiting for you. Only you. After your hard day. They waited.
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