Oh no he didn't.

Scene:

Me: 3 hours sleep after working midnights last night sitting in the family room adjacent to the kitchen checking my email.

DH: preparing to slice up a cucumber for his lunch after I told him he couldn't eat the cucumber already sliced up because Part duex has recently decided that he likes cucumbers and I RAN to the store to get some, peeled 'em, sliced 'em and he can eat 'til his hearts content. Seeing how this is one of the only vegetables he eats, gotta strike while the irons hot. Anyway, I digress....

DH: "Where's the vegetable peeler?"
Me: "With the kitchen utensils"
DH: "Not it's not"
Me: "Yes it is"
DH: getting loud, "NO IT'S NOT!"
Me: "YES IT IS, I JUST PUT IT AWAY FROM THE DISHWASHER!"
DH: "I'M TELLING YOU IT ISN'T HERE!!!!!"
Me: now I'm royally pissed, I get up go to the utensil holder and lo' and behold there is the vegetable peeler. "Here Helen Keller, meet the vegetable peeler, Just where I said it was!"
DH: "You said it was in the drawer"
Me: "No I didn't. I said it was with the kitchen utensils."
DH: "THE KITCHEN UTENSILS ARE IN THE DRAWER!"
Me: "OMG, you can't be serious. You really wanna fight with me over this? What the fuck is behind you? That really BIG container with the utensils BULGING OUT OF IT?!?! You don't consider THAT a utensil holder????"
DH: "That's a stupid place for it."
Me: Seething....I wanna shove that peeler in his eye.

Just for the record, here is the utensil holder, as big as friggen life: