#1 (outside in back yard): "Hey Mom, open the screen door, I gotta go pee!"
Me (getting up): "Why didn't you just go to the front....hey, your barn door is open"
#1 (looks down): "Oh! I didn't notice"
Me (snickering): "Hurry and close that barn door before the little turkey runs out!"
#1 (looks at me quizingly): "What little turkey?"
Me: "Uh, nevermind"
#1: "No what? What little turkey would run out of my pants? You mean my penis? You are calling my penis a little turkey? Why are you doing that?"
Me: "Uh....no I wasn't. Well it was a joke. You know...barn door open, little turkey escaping...har har har....that kind of stuff"
#1 (crickets chirping) "....uh, well I guess I should go pee"
Me (red faced)"yah, yah, go pee"
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