The Secret to Life Revealed

That's right people. I have learned the secret to life...........life with stainless appliances that is.

There are those of you who know my pain.

The bain of my existence.

The very thing that drives me to the edge of insanity from the moment I wake and walk into my kitchen until I shut the lights out when I go to bed.

The war that is waged every day with expensive purchases, homemade concoctions, prayers, threats, swears.

Countless hours spent on the Internet searching, searching, searching for answers.......

I have found it.

FOUND IT!

It comes from a sweet old Lowe's man.

Appliance God.

Appliance Genius.

I will share it with you. You shall go out and spread the word. You shall save other's from the pain we've all experienced every day. You shall praise the name (which I've forgotten) of the Lowe's Appliance Genius. You shall cry tears of joy when you see that this works!

IT WORKS!

How do you remove fingerprints, hand prints, face prints (if you have boys like I do) ANY PRINTS from your stainless appliances? How? HOW?????

With Pledge. For the love of all that is holy.....with PLEDGE!!.

It works. In all it's beautiful glory...it works.

I cleaned the appliance as normal. I then took a soft cloth and sprayed some Pledge on it. I then buffed those mother lovin', DNA laden, nasty lookin' prints off my stainless!!!

It works like a DREAM.

Gone.

Gone.

Gone.

Go forth and clean my pretties. Clean like you've never cleaned before.

I looked around...and it was good. Shiny and good.